Erin loves to bite people. She doesn't really bite you. She kind of just sets her teeth on you. It's kinda weird. But at least she asks:) Erin is my oldest sister. She is 22 years old. I love her to death. My favorite things about her are: All of her "diseases".
Disease #1: Laughattackosis-(n): A disease in which the body becomes incapable of performing any normal/way easy task i.e. lifting.....anything requiring two people.
Disease #2: Bitimia-(n): A disease in which an Erin's mouth is compelled to close upon a Jenny's arm. :P
Disease #3: Teasakineesus- (n): A disease in which a Jenny comes along and an Erin says *Ooo.. A Jenny....mmmm....What can I do to her today?*
Disease #4: Erioliosis- (n): Any quirk of Erin. i.e. sounds like GAH!! and ggbbjppasgjsjggg.
Disease #5: Hitopopolis- (n): Erin: "Oooo. A Jenny......again......I think that my arm will reach out and grab......her. "
Disease #6: Danceekineesus- (n): A disease in which an Erin hears a good beat and she has this Ginormous urge to just BURST out of her bubble and make everyone else jealous with her moves. (To understand this disease, you must hear Jenny say it.)
Disease #7: Vainoliosis-(n): A disease in which Erin sneaks into a room and snatches someones camera and it "happens" to point at her and her finger "slips" and "accidentally" hits the shutter button.
(The last disease is not really true. I just did it to make her mad.)
Erin is not that mean or crazy. Well maybe that crazy. But She is really an excellent person. She is the strongest person in the gospel that I know. She comes to tell me all the cool things she just read in the scriptures. It is so cool though. She just comes in my room and is like, "Jenny! Guess what I just found out?" And she tells me what she just found out! Silly Girlie!
Erin is so dang Gorgeous! Like I was telling her tonight, she can just go into her room, put on a jacket, put her hair in a side braid, and a headband. And BAM!!! Drop dead Gorgeous! AHHHH!!!! I hate her for that. I am so jealous!!!!
Erin has taught me so many things. She has taught me how to have fun and if you are in a bad mood, still have fun and make others around you happy so you are not spreading your bad moodiness. She has taught me how to dance like a maniac. i.e. Thriller, The Peanut Butter and Jelly Dance, Night-Club Two Step, Cha-Cha...and the list goes on and on. I love dancing with her and making all of my friends jealous because I can dance all the cool dances that nobody knows anymore. Of course I teach it to them so I don't have to do it all alone at the school dances.
Erin can be pretty annoying. We all are trying to get her to move out so she won't bother us anymore but it changes. One day I'll be really mad at her or annoyed with her and I will be like "Erin! Just move! You are driving me crazy! But then I think about what it would be like without her here. Ann won't dance with me like Erin can. I can't make fun of her. I can't laugh all the time with her. So in a way, you can't live with her, but you just can't live without her. She just makes life fun!
I just can't wait till she gets married and her husband will be calling us and laugh about all the things she does to him! I'm totally just kidding. Well maybe not.
She loves being around us, too (her sisters), and will make up excuses to have us with her. I.e. when she's cleaning her room she claims to need "moral support", so we'll go in and sit on her bed while she vacuums and stuff.
Erin is my favorite 22 year old sister. I love her to death. Big Shout out!
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