Thursday, February 3, 2011

4 Degrees

Right this very minute at 8:41 am, it is 4 Degrees. That is 28 Degrees below FREEZING!!!!!
3 mph winds. yuck... The high for today is 26 Degrees. Yes. Notice I said HIGH for the day. GAH!!!!!
I really do. not. like. winter. in. Utah.
Period.
That is why everyone should get a HEATDISH!!!
They are absolutely amazing. The end. Love Jenny
Now that I've dumped all of my frustration on you,
lets all talk about something that in my opinion is
RIDONCULOUS.
Punxatawny Phil
What a rat.
Literally a rat.
I'm saying sorry to those who appreciate his job. But I couldn't care.
He never sees his shadow in Utah. Oh wait, we don't have a stinking ground hog!
(Or do we?) (Let's say we don't)
Really we watch the one in PA, so really the thing is only forcasting Pennsylvania!
So there! Ha!
It doesn't really matter anyway, because no matter what there will still be 6 weeks of winter left! Always! True it might get warmer. But Hello people! This is Utah! It is bipolar!
Warm.
HOT.
-10 degrees.
50 mph wind
Sunny
Snow
Rain
Puddles
Warm
-10 Degrees again.
Don't worry about the stupid ground hog.
My sister's friend Katy posted something about February on her status on Facebook, and another friend commented about the groundhog.
Then my sister said a great thing. Im sorry. It's kind of sad.
Shoot the ground hog. Who cares about a HOG?
(Not a direct quote. But the gist of it.)
It really made me smile because I could see her saying it.
I commented and said, "Or we could take it for a ride in a pickup truck and run into a semi full of gasoline and just blow it up!"
I sure hope that you all know what I'm talking about.
Groundhog Day.
Thank you Punxatawny Phil for not making my day special.
Happy February!
(And another thing! Who names a town Punxatawny!)

1 comment:

  1. P.S. my time that I posted this is wrong. It's an hour off. So, just ignore that little detail.
    :)

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